Aleator despre mine

March 26, 2008

Cand am citit la Lorena Lupu de ciumpalaci m-a bufnit rasul caci prima oara cand am auzit alintul a fost la o prietena din gasca care obisnuieste sa i se adreseze sotului: “Haide bah, ciumpalac, nu vrei sa facem aia sau ailalta?”. Iar in capul meu cand aud cuvantul asta, imi rasuna numai vocea Anei, cu tonul ei cald si putin ingrosat de tutun, si apoi ii vad mana cu unghiile pictate in negru cum atinge cu drag scalpul sotului in timp ce buzele pronunta rotund literele, una cate una, zambind. Pentru mine, cei doi sunt ciumpalacii supremi… unici, inegalabili!… 🙂 Oricum nu m-a deranjat deloc asocierea mea si cu alti ciumpalaci de pretutindeni, multumita dragei de Smilla care mai nou se declara “raraita and proud” and cute, as adauga eu! 😉 Cele opt lucruri aleatorii despre mine deci:

1. aberez. Practica dateaza de foarte mult timp. Drumul spre scoala si inapoi a fost de vina la inceput. Intodeauna eram insotita de un coleg, o colega sau mai multi. Intotdeauna atunci cand ispraveam subiectele despre ultima teza la romana  sau matematica, despre profi sau despre vedetele scolii si faptele lor minunate, se lasa tacerea… si de unde era tacerea lasata, preluam eu legatura… In capul meu veneau de-a valma ganduri, versuri din melodii, povesti din carti, bucati din ultimele filme vazute sau lucruri auzite aiurea… si de-abia izbuteam sa le scot de-acolo, sa le vars publicului meu mic… Iar in graba mea, le amestecam, le inchipuiam, le personalizam… asa incat cei care aveau chef sa ma asculte si ma luau in seama, chiar credeau ca mi s-au intamplat numai mie toate, ca numai eu am facut lucrurile respective… Aberez inca si azi… De exemplu, ziua mea de nastere este de fiecare data atunci cand cineva aduce bomboane la birou. Eu preiau cutia in modul cel mai firesc cu putinta, incep sa fac turul birourilor si sa primesc pupici si felicitari… Pe colegi i-am zapacit in asa hal incat nu stiu cati mai sunt siguri de data mea reala de nastere… De fapt, am oare o data de nastere anume? Poate sunt un “copil din flori”, fara parinti, fara act de identitate, crescut la casa de adoptie de niste suflete curate si bune… 😀

2. ador sa merg pe jos. Tin minte ca imi chinuiam bunicul de fiecare data cand trebuia sa mergem undeva: preferam oricand mersul pe jos, decat sa stau sa astept tramvaie, autobuze… In bunatatea lui, el ceda de fiecare data si tin minte cum ii tineam strans degetul mare in mana mea mica, in timp ce mergeam unul langa altul: o mogaldeata si un om mare, cu burta rotunda, cu ochii fixati intr-un vesnic zambet dureros si cu respiratia taiata din cauza mersului rapid. Acum imi mai chinui din cand in cand colegii atunci cand avem drum comun spre metrou, sau chiar si pe blond uneori daca ne grabim undeva. Imi place mult, mult sa merg pe jos… si repede, da?!?

3. ma entuziasmez repede dar nu ma tine mult. Da, de fiecare data gasesc cate ceva nou pentru care am un entuziasm de nestavilit: o sa tin regim, o sa fac sport, o sa mananc sanatos, o sa ma apuc sa invat singura nu-stiu-ce, o sa fac curat in casa azi si tot asa… Si da, de fiecare data imi trece la fel de repede cum mi-a venit: regim am tinut o singura zi caci imediat m-au apucat durerile de cap si starea proasta, imi cumpar nu-stiu-ce carti profesioniste ca sa invat si trece timpul, iar ele zac tot nedeschise pe noptiera.

4. imi place sa trag chiulul. Aici e vorba despre o noua “calitate” pe care mi-am descoperit-o la serviciu atunci cand n-am chef de treaba, desi as avea ce sa fac. Am transformat chiulul in arta (sic!): fie scriu pe blog, fie bantui alte birouri, alte incaperi si sustin numai conversatii elevate, fie dau sfaturi pretioase pe messenger la prieteni aflati in deriva… Yeah, right! De obicei, citesc gsp… 😛

5. sunt organizata si ordonata, desi poate nu par. In acest caz este vorba despre o trasatura a mea ce tinde uneori spre manie sau obsesie. Am momente – mai ales cand viata mea e un haos! – in care: scrumiera trebuie aliniata la coltul mesei, nu trebuie sa vad vreun un pix lasat aiurea pe masa, cartile toate trebuie sa fie frumos ordonate pe marimi, culori, valori artistice, gen sau scriitori (de fiecare data, gasesc un criteriu nou!), rearanjez folderele si datele din calculator (iar atunci cand blondul are nevoie de ceva, nu mai gaseste nimic la locul lui!), uneori fac ordine si pe biroul altora, nu doar pe al meu (cred ca am marcat putin pe cei care au avut “norocul” sa lucreze cu mine!)… si lista continua…

6. nu sunt de incredere. Aveti un secret? Aveti o problema de care n-ati vrea sa mai stie nimeni? Ceva ascuns? Atunci n-ati vrea sa va fiu in preajma! Atata spun! (De fapt, daca nu imi mentionezi “Vezi sa nu mai spui la cineva!!!“, ai sanse mari chiar sa nu spun! Dar daca cumva faci greseala de a-mi spune ca e “secret”… ceva se petrece, un declick si ma duc la primul care imi iese in cale si gata… NU mai exista nici un secret!) 😐

7. ma inrosesc repede. La un interviu, intr-o discutie oficiala, la prezentarea diplomei, atunci cand am un public de orice fel, doar in cateva minute, ma inrosesc ca racul. Inima incepe sa imi bata de doua ori mai tare decat in mod normal, mainile imi transpira si pe piept apar imediat dezagreabilele pete rosii. Incet-incet, tot sangele mi se urca la cap si imi coloreaza fata in nuante schimbatoare, iar vocea imi tremura vizibil pe masura ce concentrarea imi slabeste. Sunt momentele in care bravez aiurea, de frica. Trac?

8. rad prea tare. Sunt oameni care vorbesc prea tare – si mai am si clipe de genul asta, de obicei cand ma inflamez pe seama unui subiect sau altul. Dar altfel sunt recunoscuta pentru faptul ca rad prea tare! Blondul incearca sa previna intotdeauna fluxul meu de vocale si consoane debitat inconstient atunci cand sunt gadilata in vreun chip. Mergem la o comedie de teatru si el nu uita sa imi spuna inainte de ridicarea cortinei: “Vezi sa nu razi prea tare!” Avertismentul lui ramane fara ecou caci rasul ma invinge de fiecare data!

Sa mai zica si: Carmen Fabiola si oricare alti ciumpalaci virtuali. 😉

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64 out of 200

March 24, 2008

Preiau din proprie initiativa leapsa Smillei  pentru ca imi plac – nu-i asa?!? 😛 – lucrurile lungi, care pot deveni plictisitoare sau nu (?!?), si ocaziile – oricare ar fi ele! – in care pot sa vorbesc despre mine sau nu (?!?). Pe scurt deci:

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain (after my first climbing, I absolutly fall in LOVE with it!!!)
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula.
07) Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it
09) Hugged a tree
(only for sake of one picture!)
10) Done a striptease
11) Bungee jumped
12) Visited Paris
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game (most of the time, with my blond!)
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars (in a tent, if that counts!)
21) Changed a baby’s diaper (not yet!)
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne (c’mon! not with champagne!!! 😛 )
25) Given more than you can afford to charity
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28) Had a food fight
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
31) Asked out a stranger

32) Had a snowball fight
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip
38) Taken an ice cold bath
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40) Seen a total eclipse
41) Ridden a roller coaster
42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48) Had two hard drives for your computer
49) Visited all 50 states of USA
50) Loved your job for all accounts
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53) Had amazing friends
– I do HAVE amazing friends!  
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign
57) Backpacked in Europe
58) Taken a road-trip
59) Rock climbing
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66) Visited Japan
67) Benchpressed your own weight
68) Milked a cow
69) Alphabetized your records (actually, it was my books, but I guess it’s the same thing)
70) Pretended to be a superhero (I am a superhero!)
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud
78) Played in the rain
79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog.
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office
97) Gone without food for 5 days
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108) Taken illegal drugs
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read – and understood – your credit report
126) Raised children.
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? – More than twice?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived.
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off from a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone
150) Killed a human being
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157) Ridden a horse
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions
175) Gone back to school
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86’ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested.

Scor: 64 out of 200.


A inceput votul

February 15, 2008

S-a lansat votul pe Roblogfest!!! Ma puteti vota la categoriile: cel mai bun blog personal, cel mai bine scris blog sau cel mai bun blog. 😀 Conditia este sa aveti un cont pe roblogfest. Teoretic nu dureaza mult, dar poate fi incomod sa pierzi timpul sa il creezi. Daca totusi veti avea rabdarea necesara, ma gasiti fie dupa ‘aiaciu’, fie printre numerele care incep cu trei sute…x… 🙂 Multumeeeeeeeesc! 😐


Chestionarul lui Proust

March 27, 2007

1.Principala mea trasatura – iubirea de oameni
2. Calitatea pe care doresc sa o întîlnesc la un barbat – demnitatea
3. Calitatea pe care o prefer la o femeie – inefabilul
4. Ce pretuiesc mai mult la prietenii mei – sinceritatea
5. Principalul meu defect – neatentia
6. Îndeletnicirea mea preferata –-cititul
7. Fericirea pe care mi-o visez – publicarea propriei carti
8. Care ar fi pentru mine cea mai mare nenorocire – singuratatea
9. Locul unde as vrea sa traiesc – oriunde as fi inconjurata de iubire si prieteni
10. Culoarea mea preferata – galben
11. Floarea care-mi place – floarea-soarelui
12. Pasarea mea preferata – vrabie
13. Prozatorii mei preferati – Dickens, Eliade, Kundera, Miller, Calinescu…
14. Poetii mei preferati – doar Nichita m-a atins…poezia nu m-a atras niciodata
15. Eroii mei preferati din literatura – David Copperfield, Idiotul, Don Quijote
16. Eroinele mele preferate din literatura – Scarlett O’Hara
17. Compozitorii mei preferati – Mani Gutau (“Urma”)
18. Pictorii mei preferati – Gaugain, Dali

19. Eroii mei preferati din viata reala
-nu mai am

20. Ce urasc cel mai mult
-URA

21. Calitatea pe care as vrea s-o am din nastere
-actoria

22. Cum as vrea sa mor
-brusc, sa nu imi dau seama

23. Greselile ce-mi inspira cea mai mare indulgenta
-ale mele

24. Deviza mea
-“Bucura-te de fiecare clipa!”


Pivot vs. Proust

March 27, 2007

1. Care este cuvantul favorit:” Extraordinar!”…pentru ca am inceput sa il folosesc abuziv, in ultima vreme…

2. Care este cuvantul cel mai putin favorit: “Extraordinar!”…din acelasi motiv ca la prima intrebare 🙂

3. Ce va face placere in mod deosebit: sa captez atentia, sa conving, orice forma de arta care produce emotie

4. Ce va displace cel mai mult: sa nu captez atentia, sa nu conving, sa fiu dezamagita de arta

5. Care este injuratura favorita: O F

6. Ce sunet va place: sunetul diminetii

7. Ce sunet/zgomot va displace: sunetul pe care sunt nevoita sa il aud atunci cand (rar!) vreau un moment de liniste

8. Ce alta profesie v-ar placea sa practicati: actorie, regie

9. Ce alta profesie nu ati practica nici in ruptul capului: contabila

10. Daca Raiul exista, ce ati dori sa va spuna Domnul cand ajungeti la Portile Raiului: ca ma astepta …


Scriitorii …

March 27, 2007

“Irezistibila proliferare a grafomaniei printre oamenii politici, soferii de taxi, printre lauze, amanti, asasini, hoti, curve, prefecti, medici si pacienti imi demonstreaza ca tot omul, fara exceptie, poarta in sine un virtual scriitor, drept care intreaga specie umana ar putea cu deplina indreptatire, sa coboare in strada si sa strige: Suntem cu totii scriitori!Caci fiecare sufera la gandul ca dispare neauzit si nebagat in seama, intr-un univers indiferent si de aceea tine cat mai e timp, sa se transforme in universul propriilor sale cuvinte.” (Milan Kundera – “Cartea rasului si a uitarii”)


De ce?

March 14, 2007

Pentru ca aseara o prietena mi-a spus ca daca iti doresti sa faci cu adevarat un lucru, nu cauti tot timpul motive pentru care acel lucru nu se intampla…ci il faci. Asa ca am inceput sa fac!